Tuesday, April 24, 2012

True Confessions: Things That Drive Me Really Really Nuts

Greens that rot ten minutes after you stick 'em in the fridge.
Blister packaging.
Spelling "love" with just a "u"
Hairstyles you are never, never gonna wear.
Loud and destructive entertainment.
Anything remotely resembling THIS.
Romantic twee.
"Cool" people.
Fake eyelashes for men.
This program.
Pastors with bleached teeth.
The Official World Series of Beer Pong table. Apparently it meets the official specs of the WSOBP.
Little Miss Beauty Queen pageants.
24 year olds who think that Canada is an island and JFK is buried in Grant's tomb.
These mud flaps.
Jar Jar Binks.
Jar Jar Binks costumes.
Jar Jar Binks home decor. And lastly....
Candy shaped like Jar Jar Binks tongue.

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