Twenty Futilities

1. Trying to watch yourself sneeze.
2. Milky Way Lite.
3. Universal remotes.
4. Dusting.
5. Giving your elderly parents a cell phone.
6. Sunglasses in Seattle from Jan.- July, then from Aug. 15 through Dec.31.
7. Control top pantyhose.
8. Hairspray on the ferry from Seattle to Bainbridge.
9. Epilady.
10. Sorting socks.
11. Cat training tips.
12. Child rearing tips.
13. Husband training tips.
14. Beano.
15. Explaining Justin Bieber to anyone over twelve.
16. Explaining how to replace a roll of toilet paper to anyone under twelve.
17. Explaining item #1.
18. Pet hair rollers.
19. Windex on a touch screen.
20. The last word.